8 August 2014 Last updated at 12:04 ET
A Point of View: Why not caring about anything is only for the young
by Will Self
In Dostoevsky’s great metaphysical whodunit, The Brothers Karamazov, the main philosophical point of the novel – inasmuch as it has one – comes early on. Throughout a turbulent meeting in the cell of the venerable monk, Father Zosima, the driven, atheistic intellectual Ivan Karamazov has his heterodox opinions coaxed out of him. Ivan maintains that without belief in the possibility of an afterlife, one in which we will be judged for our sins, there can no longer be any moral stricture limiting our Earthly behaviour – we may fornicate, intoxicate and even murder as much as we want. If we were to paraphrase Ivan’s contention, it’s that in a godless world, “Do what thou wilt” constitutes the whole of the law.
But is it really true to say we have no beliefs? After all, if we truly believed nothing it would be difficult for us to operate in a world where everyone else behaves as if they did believe in something, that something being – by and large – the efficiency and reliability of the technologies we rely on for our daily life. When we push button A we very much expect B to happen, when we flick a light switch we anticipate the light going on. We may not understand the minutiae of wiring, but we know someone who does, so we’ve outsourced this particular belief – in domestic electricity – to someone qualified to hold it. It’s the same with whole swathes of our existence – they depend upon beliefs that we hold on trust, rather than because we’ve personally empirically verified them. In an earlier era it would’ve been said that we had faith in electric lights.
This reliance on essentially occult beliefs for the smooth running of the physical aspects of our lives has engendered a further strange belief in us, a belief about our beliefs concerning those big, metaphysical questions. We may not have read Wittgenstein ourselves, but we’re attuned enough to the philosophical zeitgeist to have absorbed the import of his ideas, which is that mulling over the nature of our existence, or that of God or gods, is symptomatic of a linguistic confusion – because there’s no real agreement about what these terms refer to, to ask questions about them is simply nonsensical. This abrupt curtailment of the Western metaphysical project has left us at the bottom of our metaphorical gardens, in our figurative garden sheds, and depending for our belief system on a series of makeshift structures we’ve knocked up ourselves.
So it is that the “beliefs” we depend upon are a species of DIY – we take a bit from Eastern mysticism, another piece from Freudianism, a spare part left over from Christianity and cobble them together into something workable in the short-term. If called to account on the gimcrack quality of our convictions, we relapse into a sort of stoicism light: “Well,” we say, “it’s true that these beliefs aren’t altogether credible, but that doesn’t matter because at root I don’t believe in anything – I’m just trying to get by like the rest of us.” But the problem with stoicism light is that it just can’t deal with the heavy stuff. A full-blown stoic unreservedly accepts the vicissitudes of fate and the privations of life – we, on the other hand, squeal like the Gadarene swine when we can’t get hold of an electrician. The true stoic – such as the discredited Roman Boethius, condemned to death in his prison cell – achieves a perspective from which he can view death with an unwavering gaze. But if we faced his predicament, we’d probably try to sue the Praetorian Guard for neglecting our health and safety.
A Point of View is broadcast on Fridays on Radio 4 at 20:50 BST and repeated Sundays 08:50 BST or listen on BBC iPlayer
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